@name@'s Personal Web Page

This web page is the uniquely conceived brainchild of @name@, a product of long @time_periods@ of assiduous labor and the creative genius of @name@. Esoteric, unforeseen, and unforgettable, this web page stands as a monument to the singular and inimitable mind that is @name@.

Now, for some basic contact information:

Name:	@name@
Address:	@address@
Email:	@email

These are my best friends! Email them!

• @friends.first_names@, a @friends.age@ year old gal guy who lives at @friends.address@ and doesn't like likes chocolate

also, @friends.extra_column@
and one more thing: @friends.another_column@

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